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An f-alto horn; the marching version of the French horn; also called a mellophone; the greatest section (and section of the year for the most times) of the Band of the Fighting Irish
I wanna be a falto player! I wanna lead a life of danger!
falto by faltoplayer December 26, 2010
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when you're walking in a store and u see one of those "For A Limited Time Only" notices, doesnt it just seem way cooler to just write FALTO? its like BOGOF! ok!
1)"oh ye that style is sooo gonna be there falto!"
2)i am gonna be here falto!
..get my drift now?
Falto by fwikin falto November 4, 2004
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A Bangla word that means "silly", "useless", "garbage".
Examples of "falto" in use:
1. Often parents will say "falto kothakar", meaning "useless person from who knows where"
2. One might joke about their friends, "Nabeehah's jokes are so falto"
3. "Man this class is so falto I don't know why I'm taking it."
4. "The word bakwas is so last year. Now we say falto."
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factophobia by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016
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