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falaffle 

Quite possibly the most offensive word to date, fallaffle insults any man, woman, or child who has any opinion of any kind. It also applies to animals including germs and seamen (we dont know what those count as). If you are dead, you are still offended. This word is prejidice against all races and cultures and is so powerful it causes buildings to shake and crumble to their foundations and makes 50 cent himself toss both quarters down the drain, fall to his knees, and weep. Religion is the most powerful form of opinion and therefor is insulted more than any other catagory.
"Dude why are you such a crotch muffin?"
"At least Im not a Falaffle"
falaffle by Thane January 24, 2007
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Falaffle 

The act of tickling someones ass until it gets annoying.

Originates from Mattie in Chemistry.
Hey John, let's go falaffle Reusten!!!!

fawaffle 

Fawaffle, a portmanteau of falafel and waffle.
Mr. PB: "I'd feel awful if this great idea fell apart because we got distracted by something else, as we are often wont to do."
Todd: "Wait did you say feel awful or falafel?"
Mr. PB: "I said, ‘Feel awful,’ but tell me more about this falafel idea."
Todd: "Falafel or fawaffle?"
Mr. PB: "What!"

Falafeled 

"Fucked and left for dead".
This is when your partner has sex with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are passed out cold.
My GF falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.
Falafeled by sf_alphamale June 22, 2008

Filaffle 

Fucking your wife while eating a waffle in order to satisfy one's craving for sex and appetite at the same time.
Baby, I'm so horngry...I think I wanna filaffle.
Filaffle by nicnacpattywac January 28, 2016

falafeled 

When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.

Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."
Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.

That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.
falafeled by reprobate June 17, 2008
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