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falafalought 

fuck him hes a falafalought
falafalought by fuck my name December 6, 2003

Falaffle 

It is from the TV show How I met Your Mother. When Robin tries to say "Ted, I love you." She ends up saying "Ted, Falalffe"
"I love you."
"Falaffle"
Falaffle by Barnana July 1, 2009

Falafeled 

"Fucked and left for dead".
This is when your partner has sex with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are passed out cold.
My GF falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.
Falafeled by sf_alphamale June 22, 2008

falafeled 

When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.

Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."
Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.

That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.
falafeled by reprobate June 17, 2008

Falafelled 

The act of going out to the bar, getting nice and Irish before hitting up the nearest Pita Shop. Not to be confused with other, less tasty variations on the word.

Also see Humassed
Sean: Hey Joe? You up for hitting the bar tonight?
Joe: We getting falafelled?
Sean: Hells yeah!
Falafelled by SS Wilson November 9, 2008

falaffle 

Quite possibly the most offensive word to date, fallaffle insults any man, woman, or child who has any opinion of any kind. It also applies to animals including germs and seamen (we dont know what those count as). If you are dead, you are still offended. This word is prejidice against all races and cultures and is so powerful it causes buildings to shake and crumble to their foundations and makes 50 cent himself toss both quarters down the drain, fall to his knees, and weep. Religion is the most powerful form of opinion and therefor is insulted more than any other catagory.
"Dude why are you such a crotch muffin?"
"At least Im not a Falaffle"
falaffle by Thane January 24, 2007