Faptard

One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.

Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.

by AnalPlunge February 12, 2019

faptard

Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.

G Bush is the biggest faptard I know

by APTID July 11, 2006

faptard

UncleKenny

You fucking faptard unclekenny

by Fazed BIZOTCH August 25, 2003

faptard

a fat, retarded & disgusting man.

meatloaf or Marlon Brando

by unclekenny August 21, 2003

faptard

A person who has an addiction to orgasm.

That guy is a faptard, he faps to Taylor Swift 50 times a day.

by l0lw0tk1d June 8, 2016

Faptard

The word used to describe someone who masturbates too much and is a bit of a retard.

Szymon, you are such a faptard my guy, you need to stop masturbating times a day.

by Jheeze and Onion pasty May 17, 2021

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009