Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.
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by unclekenny August 21, 2003
Get the faptard mug.One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.
Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.
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The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.
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