fake brake 

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

fake brake by Lexiphile October 11, 2015

Fake Bake 

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

Fake Bake by Pater August 15, 2003

Fake-Bake 

incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.

klimax kush Fake-Bake

Fake-Bake by WCKDHAz3d1305 April 24, 2013

fake bake 

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

fake bake by you do not know me..... May 3, 2003

fake baked 

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

fake baked by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

Fake Bake 

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

fake bake

Fake Bake by Mughal King November 2, 2014