FakeNBake 

What one does in a tanning booth,
a cancer causing agent

I have to go fakenbake, I will call you back.

FakeNBake by Gert November 25, 2003

fakebased

The opposite of based.

Josh: Dude I don't really like Lil B
Chad: That's kinda fakebased.

fakebased by esneck November 7, 2013

wakenbaker 

One who wakes... then bakes!

It's 9 in the mornin and Robby's already high, he's such a wakenbaker.

wakenbaker by chrisdreed October 9, 2008

facebake 

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.

facebake by M T Jones March 17, 2008

facebake 

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

facebake by myjosephine February 24, 2010

Fakebaker 

A person who whips up a batch a cookie dough for the sole purpose of eating said dough, with no intention whatsoever to bake it. Ever.

Emily always pretends she's about to make cookies for her kids, but really she's just a fakebaker.

Fakebaker by ItsAShoreThang October 22, 2015

fakeAwake 

when you're soooo tired; have lack of sleep and you have to act awake; motivated; energized.

She had to fakeawake her day ... since she only had 3 hours of sleep last night.

Aw, c'mon, stay out late tonight! You can fakeawake tomorrow!

fakeAwake by VGVGVG March 18, 2010