fake-baked

sunless tanning in a booth (not spray on or lotion).

look how red she is, its january, she obviously fake-baked.

by jenn g February 02, 2005

Fake Bake

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

by Pater August 15, 2003

Fake-Bake

incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.

klimax kush Fake-Bake

by WCKDHAz3d1305 April 25, 2013

fake bake

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

by you do not know me..... May 03, 2003

fake baked

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

by ScWheezy March 05, 2011

Fake Bake

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

fake bake

by Mughal King November 03, 2014

fake bake

Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.

Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"

by Count Cockula April 24, 2008