Pater's definitions

Fake Bake

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

by Pater August 15, 2003

deuceahol

The very addicting drink abused by many Illini grads on a daily basis

Man, I cant get enough of this deuceahol!

by Pater July 18, 2003

bundle of wood

a male that prefers the emotional/physical companionship of other males. A homosexual

Derived from "faggot"

by pater September 9, 2003

Cincinatti Surprise

When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.

Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!

by Pater June 26, 2003

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 13, 2003

IB

Short for IlliniBoard

I'm on the IB all day and all night.

by pater July 10, 2003

roast beef sammiches

Beer

Man I'm hung over today because of all those roast beef sammiches I had lastnight.(nm)

by Pater June 10, 2003