Definitions by Pater

bundle of wood 

a male that prefers the emotional/physical companionship of other males. A homosexual

Derived from "faggot"

bundle of wood by pater September 9, 2003

Fake Bake 

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

Fake Bake by Pater August 15, 2003

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

kaisered by Pater August 13, 2003

deuceahol 

The very addicting drink abused by many Illini grads on a daily basis

Man, I cant get enough of this deuceahol!

deuceahol by Pater July 18, 2003

IB

Short for IlliniBoard

I'm on the IB all day and all night.

IB by pater July 10, 2003

creepy 

obsessed in a St Louis Cardinal fan kinda way

Those cards fans sure are creepy!

creepy by Pater July 8, 2003

HBing 

Posting to see if you missed anything exciting on a message board.

"Sup dudes? Did I miss anything exciting this morning?"

HBing by Pater July 8, 2003