Cincinatti Surprise

When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.

Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!

by Pater June 26, 2003

bundle of wood

a male that prefers the emotional/physical companionship of other males. A homosexual

Derived from "faggot"

by pater September 09, 2003

IBDA

Abbreviation for Illini Broads Do Anyone

I hooked up with the IBDA lastnight! (nm)

by Pater June 11, 2003

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 14, 2003

roast beef sammiches

Beer

Man I'm hung over today because of all those roast beef sammiches I had lastnight.(nm)

by Pater June 10, 2003

Pater

(1)a blustering browbeating person; especially : one habitually cruel to others who are weaker
(2)one who commits acts of violence

That guy is such a Pater, he pushed that old lady down the stairs and then kicked that American Bald Eagle

by Pater June 10, 2003

Fake Bake

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

by Pater August 15, 2003