Tanning

The process of giving yourself cancer and looking ugly and in many cases looking like an orange, apple, or a person dipped in shit.

Tanning is retardation.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 31, 2022

Tanning

Efforts to darken the shade of human skin, either by natural means (direct exposure to the sun), artifical products (self-tanners), or enhanced exposure to simulated sunlight (tanning beds). Excessive tanning is likely associated with skin cancer.

"Orange alert! Paris should really stop going to the salon to fake and bake - instead of wasting her time tanning, she should work for world peace."

by Secret Agent Anne August 2, 2006

Tanning

Dermatologic suicide performed to temporarily improve one's appearance.

Let's go tanning. We'll get wrinkles by 25 and melanoma by 40, but we're sure gonna look fresh in our wifebeaters this weekend.

by SomethingThatIsNotInUse January 14, 2012

Tanning

Laying in the sun when its sunny

im boutta go tanning outside in the hot sun cus its summer

by pimp chronicles April 2, 2011

Tanning

1. Making short work of - especially associated with "downing" alcohol.

2. Process in which skin pigmentation darkens as a result of exposure to ultraviolet light.

3. A beating/whipping

1. "He was fairly tanning that bottle of vodka!"

2. "Katie Price has really taken the tanning too far"

3. "She gave him a right good tanning the other night"

by c2d2 July 20, 2010

Tanning

To go off outside, and smoke anything that needs to be smoked apon.

I went out said go tanning, so I smoked myself a bowl

by BlackDaliah October 8, 2010

Tanning

1) A free treatment for depression.

2) A free teeth-whitening treatment.

3) Something amazing people do.

4) Lying in the ♥SUN♥

1) Tanning puts people in a better mood...for free!

2) Tanning will make your teeth look whiter. It will make your skin look darker, which will cause your teeth to look whiter in comparison.

3) "Oh look at that girl--she's tanning!"
"I know, isn't she amazing?"

4) Orion: "Hey what're you up to?"
Me: "Lying in the sun, tanning. I'm gonna die of skin cancer."
Orion: "Yes you are...I fucking hate the sun."

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009