Fake-Broke

Always buying new stuff but telling your clique and/or set you are broke.

Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.

by DOC_MEGA December 23, 2014

fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

by Lexiphile October 11, 2015

broken fake

1. when someone claims to have broken their ankle when it is clearly not true.
2. can replace more offensive explatives.

1. he's just a pussy, broken fake leg.
2. BROKEN FAKE!!!!!

by nut_fuck January 12, 2004

Fakebooker

Someone who posts deliberately misleading status messages to a social networking site such as Facebook or Twitter in an effort to appear smarter, nicer or more appealing than they actually are.

Gosh, did you see Katie's status today commenting on Einstein's Theory of Relativity? She is so smart!" "Nah, she copied that from a book. She's a total Fakebooker.

by Alliterati October 27, 2010

facebroken

A state of complete frustration and despair caused by repeated exposure the utter nonsense posted by Facebook "friends".

Joe was in a pretty good mood until the idiotic status updates posted by his friends on social media left him completely facebroken.

by jhernd June 10, 2015

Fakebooker

A very false and usually pretentious person who adds people to their Facebook friends list regardless of whether they know and like them or not, in a pathetic attempt to boost themselves up a "social network hierarchy" that exists only in their heads. Essentially its no more then a desperate plea to feel loved, needed and important.

"She's got like a thousand friends on facebook, man what a fakebooker."

"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"

by maspito April 25, 2009

Facebroke

Not having any credits on Facebook to purchase "gifts"

I was going to get you a gift, but I'm Facebroke. Happy Birthday anyway.

by Diesel Darryl September 14, 2009