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A woman who’s presence could warm a thousand Earths. Without effort, she fascinates your soul. Her cheerful and playful nature animates all that are fortunate enough to encounter her. She is always a best friend. Her capacity for love is endless; she personifies heaven. She is sweet as bliss and all attempts at expressing her startling beauty are unsatisfying. Her goodness creates a desire in you to fix all the world’s problems so she can live a safe and happy life where no harm could ever come upon her. If you ever meet a Fairlane, you have been blessed with a rare and precious gift.
In this life or any other, there will never be another like my Fairlane.
Fairlane by heaven1on1earth December 5, 2012
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fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.
"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph
fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

buffalo fairies 

Can only be found during the nightime, and if they don't like you, they will slice off your fingertips.
"She thought the buffalo fairies were coming for her"
"If the buffalo fairies like you then you must be a good person especially if they let you keep your fingertips."
"I'm so scared about the buffalo fairies, anyway lets fuck"
buffalo fairies by beepdeboop April 10, 2022

water fairies

A jocular term for Firefighters. Often used by police officers who are under the impression that firefighters spend their down time sleeping and playing ping pong
"That cat appears to be stuck up a tree i'll go call the water fairies"
water fairies by sfy January 6, 2008

Doing-a-Fairclough 

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.
I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough
Doing-a-Fairclough by mattlumb November 13, 2010

Fairly EvenParents 

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.
Fairly EvenParents by Telephony February 19, 2015