fairlawn 

mostly jewish n narrow

like, its so narrow here i cant even fit

fairlawn by debba January 27, 2005

Fairlane

A woman who’s presence could warm a thousand Earths. Without effort, she fascinates your soul. Her cheerful and playful nature animates all that are fortunate enough to encounter her. She is always a best friend. Her capacity for love is endless; she personifies heaven. She is sweet as bliss and all attempts at expressing her startling beauty are unsatisfying. Her goodness creates a desire in you to fix all the world’s problems so she can live a safe and happy life where no harm could ever come upon her. If you ever meet a Fairlane, you have been blessed with a rare and precious gift.

In this life or any other, there will never be another like my Fairlane.

Fairlane by heaven1on1earth December 5, 2012

Fair Lawn 

A smallish town located in Bergen County New Jersey. Where there are more temples than houses. Home of the Fair Lawn Cutters, who haven't won a football game since 1703..B.C. Though most might mistake it as a golf course at times,no, our grass is not that nice. And where everyone knows if Martin Luther King and Christopher Colombus were Jewish, we might actually have those holidays off. A place where orange is not only a color, but a skin tone as well. Lets not forget, where you can hang out in the parking lot of CVS and be cool.

Every city in America didn't have school on Christmas, except for Fair Lawn.

As the opposing team against Fair lawn had 2 and a half players, they still won 112 to 4.

Fair Lawn by Hoda Abdulla October 21, 2005

Fair Lawn 

Ahh yes, fair lawn. Since all of these definitions are from forever ago, let’s refresh shall we. Those good ol’ fair lawn cutters still have not had much luck uhh winning a football game. But anyways. Most of our strangely large town with a small town mentality is made up of jewish people mostly from Israelis and russians. But there is some diversity trust me, especially including those who you’d never guess were born & raised in a lil white town. Although it is safe and pretty. You will not think the same during lovely times like skav and goosey night. And of course we have to remember the promenade, where everyone in their freshman year or younger spend their weekends gettin ~wild~ while simultaneously pissing off the workers.

hi, welcome to fair lawn. home of the cutters and 50 minute long graduation speeches.

would you believe me if i told you that the actual lawns of FAIR LAWN are actually quite shitty?

Fair Lawn by welcome to our white town July 10, 2019

fair lawn shit 

Weed from a shitty little town named Fair lawn in Bergen county, NJ. Its mostly know for it's low/ shitty quality. Mostly sold by Russians.

Call your guy and ask him for some bud.

All he can get is fair lawn shit.
Fuck that, we'll go to Glen Rock

fair lawn shit by Bergen county kush master September 3, 2012

fair lawn 

Small town in bergen county,North Jersey.

Fair Lawn is an upper middle class town, most people that live in Fair Lawn are Jewish, or a combo of Italian/German/Dutch/Irish/Polish. In the winter Fair Lawnians go sleding on middle school hills. In the summer Fair Lawnians migrate to memorial pool. Fair Lawn is between 5-15 minutes away from The Bergan Mall, The Paramus Park Mall, The Graden State Plaza, and Willobrook Mall. Fair Lawn is also 20 minutes from NYC.

New things about Fair lawn include:
Panera Bread.
Addition to FLHS.
New Rec center.

Fair Lawn is famous for:
-Club C.
-The Guerreri brothers.
-The worst highschool football team on the eastern seaboard. "go cutters
-Thet amount of Jewish people
-The only town whos school dont get off when EVERYONE else does.

I just got back from the Garden State Plaza, and went to Club C, in Fair Lawn. When I drove around dunkin donuts one of the Guerreri brothers raced me. They won.

fair lawn by mellybelly123 October 17, 2006

Fair Lawn 

A small Town in Bergen County New Jersey. Home to the Cutters who haven't won a football game since the Blue Jays made it to a World Series. Aside from it's terrible sports Fair Lawn is home to the cool hang out spot CVS where drugs and drinks are delt like it's nothing.

Fair Lawn-

Fair Lawn by EnBs June 29, 2008