Proverbs 31 woman! She is beautiful inside and out. She is caring and considerate, but don't get on her bad side! She is feisty, but calm and level headed. She has the most beautiful eyes and smile. But be careful! You can go speechless when she looks at you (you lose focus on everything else and get nervous). There is no one better to spend time with or watch an old movie. She loves to sing and has a beautiful voice, if you know a Fairlight, never let her go! Love you pretty girl ;)
Tacky electric string lights attached to the canopy or awning of a camping trailer. Descendant of the "tiki" light, they usually assume oddball shapes i.e. chili peppers, fish, beer bottles, etc. Received the moniker due to the large number of FIBS using them, but now are common at most campsites.
A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.
Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."