An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.
Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.
by zorrex January 11, 2011
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OMFG that jerk failed so hard that it made me fail too. It was a sort of a Failstrom for the entire room.
by D Adler February 5, 2010
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A series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. A combination of the words fail and storm
1)How did the date go last night?
It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.
2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.
It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.
2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.
by Ibenz April 13, 2010
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Usually used when your internet connection stops working frequently.
The word was first coined by Rakey.
Usually used when your internet connection stops working frequently.
The word was first coined by Rakey.
by StillGoldenHeart July 24, 2009
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by Password.1 October 23, 2022
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Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.
First used by Devin aka. Junglematic
Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.
First used by Devin aka. Junglematic
by VickersGTS December 9, 2008
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