A series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. A combination of the words fail and storm
1)How did the date go last night?
It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.
2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.
It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.
2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.
by Ibenz April 13, 2010
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Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.
First used by Devin aka. Junglematic
Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.
First used by Devin aka. Junglematic
by VickersGTS December 9, 2008
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A common scottish parody of the name of the band Alestorm, referring to the fact that their music is awful, and bound to fail
by power_metal October 28, 2008
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Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off.
Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off.
by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009
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Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!
This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.
Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!
This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.
by CptAmerica April 18, 2011
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OMFG that jerk failed so hard that it made me fail too. It was a sort of a Failstrom for the entire room.
by D Adler February 5, 2010
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