failstration

anything that ends in failure and frustration.

Everytime I use Windows for something other than games, it just ends in failstration.

by chancegarcia October 21, 2009

Coffee Filtration

When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.

1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"

by That camel April 5, 2009

failtation

The act of failing at flirting

His failtation at picking up Sandy was a subject of overdue hilarity within his circle of friends.

by acxyvb August 3, 2008

Fistration

When your trying to grab life by the balls and life grabs your balls instead

When trying to do and be the best a person can be and something happens to mess shit up it's a fistration

by London lemongrass February 27, 2019

Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.

George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.

by kel80mak September 30, 2011

Failabration

The act in celebrating the reoccurence of fails. Failing more than usual so that it calls the need to be recognized in an elegant manner.

Brunette:"Where did my blonde friend go?"
Red-head:" She is having a failabration."
Brunette:"HAHA idiot."

by Cissy<3 June 17, 2010

Failsturbation

The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.

Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!

by TrickyTraegs May 14, 2011