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Failsafe 

To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.
Example 1:

Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."

Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."

Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."

Example 2:

Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"

Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."

Sami: "Word!"
Failsafe by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009
Related Words

failstaff 

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.
You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.

Failsafe 

When you can’t maintain erection due to a condom
It was ABOUT to happen but everything went failsafe when she made me jimmy up
Failsafe by Baldy Solo October 12, 2018

Failsafe 

Totally cool internet guy. He's from Australia
Failsafe rules!
Failsafe by Failsafe April 8, 2004

failstration 

anything that ends in failure and frustration.
Everytime I use Windows for something other than games, it just ends in failstration.
failstration by chancegarcia October 21, 2009

failstake 

When a magnitude of a problem as a consequence of an action goes beyond a simple mistake, it is otherwise known as a failstake. However, failstakes rank under the degree of epic fail.
"I tried to wipe Mr. Krabby's first dollar with your tie and ended up covering the whole thing with paint by mistake."

"No dude, that's failstake."
failstake by J Louise March 19, 2010