FailStrafe

the act of getting out shot in an FPS. When you were killed because you were unable to out strafe the opponent.

Dude I don't have a failstrafe that kid is just laggy!!!

by Chunky Thug January 24, 2012

Failsafe

To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.

Example 1:

Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."

Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."

Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."

Example 2:

Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"

Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."

Sami: "Word!"

by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009

failstaff

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.

You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.

by Sir Thomas Derpingham III May 1, 2011

Failsafe

When you can’t maintain erection due to a condom

It was ABOUT to happen but everything went failsafe when she made me jimmy up

by Baldy Solo October 12, 2018

Failsafe

Totally cool internet guy. He's from Australia

Failsafe rules!

by Failsafe April 8, 2004

failstration

anything that ends in failure and frustration.

Everytime I use Windows for something other than games, it just ends in failstration.

by chancegarcia October 21, 2009

failstake

When a magnitude of a problem as a consequence of an action goes beyond a simple mistake, it is otherwise known as a failstake. However, failstakes rank under the degree of epic fail.

"I tried to wipe Mr. Krabby's first dollar with your tie and ended up covering the whole thing with paint by mistake."

"No dude, that's failstake."

by J Louise March 19, 2010