failish 

an adjective for a person place or thing that basically fails at life. people like this should pretty much cease existing, because then everybody would be happier.

Brian: Clarissa you are so failish.
Clarissa: *cries*
Sam: You should cease existing.

failish by Dramacouch February 8, 2009

failism

The belief that the universe is just the creation of an extra-dimensional alien. This was his mid-term project for his 3rd grade quantum universal creation class, and he got an F on it. (One of the requirements was for the people inside not to kill each other worshiping him.)

Person A: If god is so all-knowing, why do we all kill each other in wars?

Person B: Because god is just a D-average alien. I propose that we turn against him and find a way to pilot a ship outside of the universe and into his eye. Hopefully, he has allergies and we'll cause him great discomfort.

Person C: Can we make him sneeze with tactical nukes?

Person B: Sure! Why not?

Person C: FAILISM FTW!

failism by GEEK² October 4, 2010

Failist 

A failist is someone who typically fails a lot. In fact, they fail so much that it has become their occupation and their further goals in life are to fail twice as bad as their previous fail.

"shoutouts belong to mew"
notice how she spelled "me" as "mew"
Jade is a failist.

Failist by Xaltz April 3, 2009

failshow 

When a guy thinks he's smooth with the ladies.

A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.

When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.

Also a guy that uses FML too much.

That dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying FML over and over again.

failshow by powersaver23 August 9, 2010

Familish 

Term used to express love to those whom aren't exactly family, but feel like they are. Often used in groups of homo-sapiens whom have had a lot to drink. This word was formulated in Cromer, Norfolk during the boiling summer of 2016, in a very hot pub.

'Familish! That's us, mate!'
'Yeeer, blurry right you are, familish! Oops, sorry about that...'

Familish by CodeGreen76 October 10, 2016

Falisha 

Sexy, beautiful, amazing in bed, and the best damn time ever in a park. You will be pleased all times. It's like a 5 star restaurant. You want all falishas you could find.

Booty. Beautiful. Booty. Falisha

Falisha by The king bra March 26, 2013

faglishis 

Adjective labeling something as gay or annoying.

Loser: "Did you see last nights episode of Digimon season four?!"

Cool Guy: "No man, that seasons faglishis."

faglishis by Chillingworth March 4, 2009