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The belief that the universe is just the creation of an extra-dimensional alien. This was his mid-term project for his 3rd grade quantum universal creation class, and he got an F on it. (One of the requirements was for the people inside not to kill each other worshiping him.)
Person A: If god is so all-knowing, why do we all kill each other in wars?

Person B: Because god is just a D-average alien. I propose that we turn against him and find a way to pilot a ship outside of the universe and into his eye. Hopefully, he has allergies and we'll cause him great discomfort.

Person C: Can we make him sneeze with tactical nukes?

Person B: Sure! Why not?

Person C: FAILISM FTW!
failism by GEEK² October 4, 2010
an adjective for a person place or thing that basically fails at life. people like this should pretty much cease existing, because then everybody would be happier.
Brian: Clarissa you are so failish.
Clarissa: *cries*
Sam: You should cease existing.
failish by Dramacouch February 8, 2009
Related Words

failsmith 

Someone who specialises in the craft of failing.
"Mark is never around when you actually need him, hes such a failsmith"
failsmith by styxuk October 12, 2008
A failist is someone who typically fails a lot. In fact, they fail so much that it has become their occupation and their further goals in life are to fail twice as bad as their previous fail.
"shoutouts belong to mew"
notice how she spelled "me" as "mew"
Jade is a failist.
Failist by Xaltz April 3, 2009

failsmanship 

The acknowledgment of someone's failing to perform any given act, usually a mundane one.
Shae's attempt to provide an example for this word resulted in failsmanship because he junked it up so bad.
failsmanship by skryblz March 25, 2009

Failsman 

William is a Failsman because he can't sell shit
Failsman by thalbany February 13, 2015

Failiswheel 

A ferriswheel full of failures. Most of which are of epic proportions.
After Britanies epic failure at the gay rights speech i felt it was time for her to enter the failiswheel
Failiswheel by EthanHoodrat July 30, 2009