failbarge

A more extreme or severe version of a failboat. Like a failboat, but worse.

Your stupidity and failure is total. You don't even captain the failboat, you captain the failbarge.

by Stark42 June 26, 2009

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

by mvolfman December 13, 2010

Failberg

1. Someone who is the cause of failure. Introduced as the titanic was sunk by an iceberg.

Dude - He just threw up in my sink!

Dude 2 - failberg

by stoffberg February 19, 2009

failage

When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.

Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.

Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.

by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010

failburger

Somebody who tries to create a new meme or new slang by posting an example of slang terms on Urban Dictionary that don't exist.

That guy who tried to invent a definition for Failburger is a complete failburger.

by PassiveSmoking October 23, 2009

Failbreed

What happens when two young people decide to have a baby.

1. Nina and Tyler were only fifteen but thought having a baby would be cool. Unsurprisingly, the result was a failbreed.

2. "See that dirty five-year-old in diapers crawling around the trailer court? Total failbreed."

by JAYN3 C0BB June 11, 2010

Failware

Any software trying to perform what French Hadopi law asks everybody : internet censorship

- What was Hadopi-web-filter ?

- That was even more a failware than "Contrôle de téléchargement" by Orange ISP

by kajkaj June 21, 2010