Failbar 

-noun
1) An individual who fails on an epic level, who also happens to contain the word "bar" in their name.
2) A fail that is astonishingly awkward, or is noteworthy primarily due to its awkwardness.
3) To fail particularly hard, to a point that comforting is needed.

1) "Inbar really screwed up last night...definite example of a failbar."

2) "That may have been the most awkward moment I've ever experienced...a total failbar."

3) "Skyler had a failbar so epic, it took every one of us to comfort him."

Failbar by Kalleo June 2, 2010

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010

failbait

The subject of a potential relationship that, if pursued, would only result in failure and drama. Usually female, but can also be male.

Failbait will typically be impartial to or encourage a relationship, usually under inconvenient circumstances. The relationship will end poorly, if it even gets off the ground.

Similar in usage to jailbait, but without the underage or incarceration aspect. Since going to jail would be considered a failure in most circles, jailbait is a more specific form of failbait.

Failbait differs from cocktease in that the subject isn't intentionally malicious or deceiving.

What? She likes you now, after all these years? She's failbait... she doesn't know what she wants.

She's with a new guy every month. Don't fall for that failbait.

Dude, you already have a hot girlfriend who understands you. Why are you obsessing over failbait?

failbait by JRR Volkswagen April 9, 2008

Failberg 

1. Someone who is the cause of failure. Introduced as the titanic was sunk by an iceberg.

Dude - He just threw up in my sink!

Dude 2 - failberg

Failberg by stoffberg February 19, 2009

failbrat 

A fangirl who keeps trying to make herself look good but her arguments come up short.

That girl is such a failbrat. She give the only good reason for like the Jonas Brothers is that they are "HAWT"

failbrat by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

Failarious 

Someone who fails in a humorious way. A type of philosophical or crude humor, often when someone gets hurt.

Haha did you just see that kid fall off his bike and break his collar bone? That was failarious!

Failarious by Lerich August 19, 2008

failburger

Somebody who tries to create a new meme or new slang by posting an example of slang terms on Urban Dictionary that don't exist.

That guy who tried to invent a definition for Failburger is a complete failburger.

failburger by PassiveSmoking October 23, 2009