failage 

When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.

Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.

Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.

failage by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010

failage 

A mass amount of fail that can happen anywhere at anytime that is being watched, talked about, and or made fun of by someone or something.

<random dude 1>:Look at all those noobz geting pwned in Halo.
<random dude 2>:Yeah! They really suck!
<random dude 1>:I know! Just look at all that failage!

failage by Oroku December 27, 2007

Failage 

To completely miss the point of the excercise. You have gone beyond failing. You have hit Failage.

When asked to put together a spreadsheet that a program was built to complete, you have total failage.

Failage by KMLWMO September 14, 2010

Failage 

1) The opposite of Pwnage; what happens when something is Pwned
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.

1) Watch that noob getting wrecked in Halo! thats total failage!
2) Driving off a cliff in mario kart. on a course with no cliffs.
3) Even my computer tells me I spelled it wrong, but if it doesn't then it's still failage
4) Failing on Eye of the Tiger on guitar. Or drums. Or bass. Or singing.

Failage by Salamence July 17, 2010

Epic Of The Failage 

It is a moment when some epically fails.It is usually said to a person who fails at life.It is the uber word that PWNS!

BlackGuy:Did you see Chris Crocker?!He is soo gay!
WhiteGuy:Shut the fuck up NIGGA!
BlackGuy:NO YOU FUCKING SHUT UP ALBINO HOE!
AsianGuy:Wow...this moment is...EPIC OF THE FAILAGE!

Epic Of The Failage by ChaseShaunJoon May 31, 2009

failget 

n. Refers to an event achieved, item obtained, or pretty much anything that is deemed a horrible failure. Opposite of winget.

A failget of epic proportions can become very much win.

failget by failget August 25, 2007

Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.

Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.

Failagram by Kike Man March 6, 2010