N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.

Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.

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Fartburger by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

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Fail burger

Pittsburgh based resturant Eat-n-Park has a black angus american grill burger on it menu in which it hypes up to be the best thing to come along since sliced bread and the invention of the wheel. When in all actuality it is the void of taste, small and unfilling, overpriced, and severd on buttered toast instead of a bun. The burger at one time was ok(not great), but as time went on it has turned into an uneatable mound of grease and oil on wet toast that pigs would have trouble eating, not to be critical just saying.

Eat-n-Park's new fail burger will leave you unsatisfied and with a hole in your wallet.

Fail burger by TV CAR May 11, 2010

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Fatburger

Fatburger is a globally franchised fast-casual restaurant chain. In 1952, a woman named Lovie Yancey started making burgers in Los Angeles garage and a legend was born. Fatburger is named for its 1/3 pound, juicy burger, but also serves Veggieburgers, Turkeyburgers, and Chicken Sandwiches. Fatburger makes their onion rings fresh everyday and uses real ice-cream in their hand-scooped shakes. Fatburger’s greatest claims to fame are the toppings and add-ons that are available, which far exceed the ordinary burger-joint options. Fatburger patrons can get their burgers with mustard, relish, onions, pickles, tomato, lettuce, mayo as standard fare. But the Fatburger can be supplemented with cheese, bacon, chili, an onion ring, an egg, or extra patties. The ultimate Fatburger order is the Triple Kingburger; which features two additional patties and all the add-ons. Fatburger is renowned in hip-hop circles. It has been mentioned in the songs of Ice Cube, the Beastie Boys, and the late Notorious B.I.G. Today Fatburger has more than 80 franchise locations in places as distant as Hong Kong.

There's nothing quite like a Kingburger when you really need a Fatburger fix.

Fatburger by Joe Bob Kangaroo November 3, 2007

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Failburg

A very long, great, but misunderstood catastrophe that nobody can possibly understand.

"Did you see the failburg?"
"Yeah..what the fuck was that?"

Failburg by FishnBicycle March 1, 2010

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