Fastachno

Noun:

Refers to the legendary fu manchu-like mustache sported by Major League Baseball player Sal Fasano.

Can be used to describe a mustache that resembles that of Fasano.

"Wow, that guy has a Fastachno!"

"Check out the Fastachno on that guy."

Fastachno by Diyanuh January 6, 2008

fatacholic 

A substitute for stupid idiot commonly used when someone does something stupid or dumb also referring to your alcoholism and overweight body.

*friend 1 does something stupid*

friend 2: you fatacholic

fatacholic by Koz_man February 11, 2022

fatachino

When a car load of obese women go through the drive thru at Starbucks and order $40 worth of food and Frappacinos. The beverages are called fatachinos.

I came through the Starbucks drive thru on my way to work but there were a car full of cunts getting fatachino in front of me. This is taking forever.

fatachino by SargentRocks December 4, 2016

fartachoo 

Is when you sneeze and fart at the same time

My allergies are so bad that I almost crapped my pants when I fartachooed!

fartachoo by Duke4Real December 11, 2013

Fartachios 

It's when you eat Pistachios and you get a brain fart at the same time

this is Fartachios

Fartachios by Spaghetti Attack May 30, 2017