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Vagstache 

A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.
Dude, check out the chicks vagstache.
Charlie Chaplins upper lip looks like my upper lips.
Vagstache by the DUDE June 1, 2012
Hair grown around the vagina in the shape of a moustache
Man - What's that meant to be growing around your vagina?

Woman - That's my handle bar vagtache
vagtache by Grnzook March 1, 2009

Vagitache 

Pubic hair surrounding female genitals. Derived from "vagina" and "moustache".
A brazillian - what sort of funky vagitache is that?
Vagitache by Wilhelm Jagg February 4, 2010

vagestacles 

the state of having a vagina in addition to a pair of testacles.
That stripper had some nasty, drippy vagestacles.

vagstracted 

When someone losses their train of thought when talking to a woman.
My friend doesn't perform well at work when he gets vagstracted.
vagstracted by maintenance man July 12, 2013

vagomache 

AKA fupa; When a woman's lower stomach area protrudes beyond her vagina.
Dude, did you see the vagomache on that bitch???
vagomache by Strokfestah July 30, 2006
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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