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Vagstache

A mustache located on the vagina, created by shaving the pubes in a fashion that makes it resemble a mustache.
Girl: Hey honey, I'm thinking about growing a vagstache!
Guy: NOPE NOPE NOPE
by Dolus May 1, 2012
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Vagstache

A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.
Dude, check out the chicks vagstache.
Charlie Chaplins upper lip looks like my upper lips.
by the DUDE June 1, 2012
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vagtache

Hair grown around the vagina in the shape of a moustache
Man - What's that meant to be growing around your vagina?

Woman - That's my handle bar vagtache
by Grnzook March 1, 2009
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Vagitache

Pubic hair surrounding female genitals. Derived from "vagina" and "moustache".
A brazillian - what sort of funky vagitache is that?
by Wilhelm Jagg February 4, 2010
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vagestacles

the state of having a vagina in addition to a pair of testacles.
That stripper had some nasty, drippy vagestacles.
by Woodmaster of Collinsville October 24, 2008
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vagstracted

When someone losses their train of thought when talking to a woman.
My friend doesn't perform well at work when he gets vagstracted.
by maintenance man July 12, 2013
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vagomache

AKA fupa; When a woman's lower stomach area protrudes beyond her vagina.
Dude, did you see the vagomache on that bitch???
by Strokfestah July 30, 2006
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