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Vagstache 

A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.
Dude, check out the chicks vagstache.
Charlie Chaplins upper lip looks like my upper lips.
Vagstache by the DUDE June 1, 2012
Hair grown around the vagina in the shape of a moustache
Man - What's that meant to be growing around your vagina?

Woman - That's my handle bar vagtache
vagtache by Grnzook March 1, 2009

Vagitache 

Pubic hair surrounding female genitals. Derived from "vagina" and "moustache".
A brazillian - what sort of funky vagitache is that?
Vagitache by Wilhelm Jagg February 4, 2010

vagestacles 

the state of having a vagina in addition to a pair of testacles.
That stripper had some nasty, drippy vagestacles.

vagstracted 

When someone losses their train of thought when talking to a woman.
My friend doesn't perform well at work when he gets vagstracted.
vagstracted by maintenance man July 12, 2013

vagomache 

AKA fupa; When a woman's lower stomach area protrudes beyond her vagina.
Dude, did you see the vagomache on that bitch???
vagomache by Strokfestah July 30, 2006