faecophilia 

Shitting on other people because you find it sexy.

'She wanted to shit on me, man', 'Man, shes into faecophilia'

faecophilia by BrettP187 May 21, 2008

faecalphiliac 

The definition of a faecalphiliac would be someone who's interest in human excrement is really more akin to a perverted sexual fetish.

"Gary likes to lick shite from the unwashed anal sphincters of females" - therefore Gary is a faecalphiliac

faecalphiliac by Butt Munch May 29, 2003

Fedophilia 

The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile.

Symptoms include:
- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT on sports blogs
- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam in his professional career
- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering
Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.

Mirka: "I think Roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!"
Steffi: "You must be suffering from Fedophilia, Rod Laver's the only men's player in history to win TWO Grand Slams."
Andre: "Yeah babe, Roger hasn't even won one yet... she's a Fedophile for sure"

Fedophilia by RHOmea June 8, 2009

Femophilia 

n. A paraphilia described as a obsession with seeing feminine traits applied to a male or masculine individual. Femophilia is most common when being applied to male individuals that already express a cute or youthful appearance and/or personality.

"Raymond looks so cute in that maid outfit. uwu"
"Dude, wth? You have femophilia!"

Femophilia by Anon7650 January 10, 2022

fecophiliac 

1) someone that likes playing with shit for fun
2) marco

Marco is a fecophiliac.

fecophiliac by st3f4n August 23, 2003

Fecophilia

It means you really like shit...

"I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac." -Kyle from South Park Season 1; Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo

Fecophilia by Jesus Cajones December 17, 2003

fecephiliac 

One who is sexually attracted to human excrement (feces.)
Fecephiliacs are generally broken down into three categories.

1) homofecephiliacs -- Perhaps the most benign of the fecephiliac family, homofecephiliacs enjoy eating and/or using their feces in a sexual manner. Actions such as spreading one's feces accross one's bare chest and perhaps writing one's own name, may be categorized as homofecephiliac behavior. Laxatives are a general favorite to such people.

2) heterofecephiliacs -- Heterofecephiliacs are attracted to the excrement of others. Similar to homofecephiliacs, heterofecephiliacs engage in similar activities. However, heteroes are often at a disadvantage when it comes to sexual pleasure. It is often difficult for heterofecephiliacs to find others who share the same interests. There have been few reported cases of fecephiliac rape. Tools such as rope, laxatives, and a chamber pot came into play. The rapist was never caught.

3) bifecephiliac -- Bifecephiliacs are unique in the sense that they are attracted to anyone's feces. Bifecephiliacs don't mind if the feces they use are from their own body or others. Bifecephiliacs are probably the most common form of fecephiliac and is the easiest taste to satisfy. The 2 girls 1 cup video is a prime example of bifecephiliac behavior. Bifecephiliacs may engage in fexual intercourse. Such things as wrapping a long sopping BM around each other is a common fecephiliac action. There have been reported cases of bifecephiliac's engaging in fexual activity with animals. Some fecephiliac experts consider such people to be in an entire different group, bestiafecephiliacs. Others would like to classify them as omnifecephiliacs as their love of excrement is not limited to anything.

I want to eat fecephiliac poop.

Poop on my chest.

Put that poop in my mouth!

MFF! MFF!!

fecephiliac by Urband Ictionary April 28, 2008