faecalphiliac 

The definition of a faecalphiliac would be someone who's interest in human excrement is really more akin to a perverted sexual fetish.

"Gary likes to lick shite from the unwashed anal sphincters of females" - therefore Gary is a faecalphiliac

faecalphiliac by Butt Munch May 29, 2003

faecalphiliac 

The scientific definition of a faecalphiliac would be someone who has a sexual fetish for human excrement.

"Gary craves to lick the shite from your arse" - therefore Gary is a faecalphiliac

faecalphiliac by Butt Munch May 29, 2003

fecalphiliac 

A person who has a sexual drive toward excrement especially diahrea.

"John loves it when women release their bowels all over his face, he must be a fecalphiliac!"
"I wish I wasn't such a fecalphiliac, sex gets so messy when laurence unleashes his diahrea all over me."
"Martha sure did love it when I squezzed my rectal muffins all over her stinky body, goodness it's hot to be a fecalphiliac!"

fecalphiliac by Dr. Roger M. Kuew March 24, 2009

fecalpheliac 

Anyone who is obsessed with everything pertaining to poop.

Someone who's life revolves around poop: smelling it, eating it, touching it, rubbing it on themselves, talking about it, slipping it into conversation occasionally to get a laugh but secretly salivating over the idea of it.

Did you her John make that joke about poop. He must be a fecalpheliac.

fecalpheliac by Timothy July 8, 2004

Fecalphiliac-Fuck 

A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.

Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"

John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."

Fecalphiliac-Fuck by YJGenesee March 19, 2008

paleo-fecalpheliac 

someone who is straight up into Dino poo. the paleo-fecalpheliac fantasizes about dinosaurs and various other prehistoric creatures dropping a load of prehistoric feces directly onto their face, chest, and body. the paleo-fecalpheliac is different from your standard fecalpheliac in that, rather than scoping out the scene above ground, they must venture deep below the earths surface for the feces they desire. paleontology is a common career path of the paleo-fecalpheliac, where they and their peers can be known to spend entire lifetimes uncovering the sweet poo that lay dormant deep in the soil of our plant Earth. paleo-fecalpheliacs' interest in prehistoric feces is harmless to the average homosapien because the feces of the living is too fresh, soft, potent, and recent to be considered of any value to the paleo-fecalpheliac.

paleontologist1: "these bones are incredible, but this poo... mmmmmm."
paleontologist2: "haha looks like someone is a closet paleo-fecalpheliac"
paleontologist1: "shuttt up!!!"
paleontologist2" "ohh chill out, we're all here for the poo, don't worry ;)"

paleo-fecalpheliac by dinopoo4ever December 3, 2013

Fecalpheliac 

Someone who enjoys playing with the product of the stinky hole. (i.e 2nd exit, poop chute)

"Jane didn't know her brother was a fecal fecalpheliac until she found him in the bathroom painting the walls with a fresh turd"

Fecalpheliac by Hernando Kinky Underwear Salesman October 24, 2003