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Feciphilia

The act of fornicating with a corpse, burying it, digging it up, fornicating with it again, eating the corpse, then excreting it, and soon after fornicating with the feco matter.
The stripper was forgotten about in the giant birthday and died from a lack of oxygen, soon after the birthday boy could enjoy his gift of feciphilia.
by AMT27 December 5, 2010
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fecalphiliac

A person who has a sexual drive toward excrement especially diahrea.
"John loves it when women release their bowels all over his face, he must be a fecalphiliac!"
"I wish I wasn't such a fecalphiliac, sex gets so messy when laurence unleashes his diahrea all over me."
"Martha sure did love it when I squezzed my rectal muffins all over her stinky body, goodness it's hot to be a fecalphiliac!"
by Dr. Roger M. Kuew March 24, 2009
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Fecalphiliac-Fuck

A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.
Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"

John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."
by YJGenesee March 19, 2008
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Fedophilia

The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile.

Symptoms include:
- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT on sports blogs
- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam in his professional career
- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering
Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.
Mirka: "I think Roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!"
Steffi: "You must be suffering from Fedophilia, Rod Laver's the only men's player in history to win TWO Grand Slams."
Andre: "Yeah babe, Roger hasn't even won one yet... she's a Fedophile for sure"
by RHOmea June 8, 2009
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Femophilia

n. A paraphilia described as a obsession with seeing feminine traits applied to a male or masculine individual. Femophilia is most common when being applied to male individuals that already express a cute or youthful appearance and/or personality.
"Raymond looks so cute in that maid outfit. uwu"
"Dude, wth? You have femophilia!"
by Anon7650 January 10, 2022
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fecophiliac

1) someone that likes playing with shit for fun
2) marco
Marco is a fecophiliac.
by st3f4n August 23, 2003
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Fecophilia

"I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac." -Kyle from South Park Season 1; Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
by Jesus Cajones December 17, 2003
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