faece 

One small segment of faeces

oh bro look at that curry faece

faece by maryhinge December 29, 2007

faece furniture 

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

faece furniture by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

faece fungus 

the white fungus that appears on a turd that has been on the floor too long

colin came over ashen-faeced. "blimey, cole" exclaimed kevin, "it's only
faece fungus. I'll pick it up after the football"

faece fungus by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

face creme 

Cum on one's face from giving a blow job. The result of receiving a facial.

Likki loves face creme. It's her secret for maintaining her youthful appearance.

face creme by Likki Blondegirl November 12, 2021

Churchill Face 

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

Churchill Face by will bitten September 14, 2017

Bread in the Face

an adjective meaning,"that's so cool", or "that's so awesome."

"This headband is so ..."bread in the face". I really like it.

Bread in the Face by Juicy J woo woo dubs February 15, 2014

Balls in my face 

Slang for “sike”, trying to play off a scenario thats gone bad, or trying to make it seem like you’re hacked. First used and popularized by Offset when he got caught cheating on Cardi B and proceeded to go on twitter to tweet Balls In My Face to make it seem like he was hacked.

“Damn that girls fine asf”
“Bro thats a boy”
“Balls in my face”

Balls in my face by Ruperts January 7, 2020