To use Facetime whilst directing brown traffic through ones chocolate speedway, to multitask, to drop the kids off at the pool while holding a smelly board meeting.
I'm busy manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemenation right now, I'll Faecetime you on my break!
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While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.
"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."
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Basicly flecktime is a way of saying 'I'll get around to it when I feel like it' or 'Sorry, I cant do it right now, but I'll do it when I can'
Basicly flecktime is a way of saying 'I'll get around to it when I feel like it' or 'Sorry, I cant do it right now, but I'll do it when I can'
Sorry, I cant do it right now, I'm still on flecktime.
You havent done it yet, what are you on flecktime?
You havent done it yet, what are you on flecktime?
by Oden184 March 28, 2007
Get the flecktime mug.When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
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I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.
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2. Receiving face from a female.
2. Receiving face from a female.
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