faecetime

To use Facetime whilst directing brown traffic through ones chocolate speedway, to multitask, to drop the kids off at the pool while holding a smelly board meeting.

I'm busy manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemenation right now, I'll Faecetime you on my break!

by Deathmetalmechanic April 28, 2017

FaeceTime

FaceTiming whilst having a shit
#Australian
#howwedo
#Straya :poop:

Melissa I dont care if you're having a shit, answer my FaeceTime
-Leelee

by LeeleeDotCom March 23, 2018