facepwn

(verb)

The act of pwning somebody via the popular online community "Facebook". Can include shutting down somebody on their "wall," or through "met randomly" situations.

1. Jordan facepwnd Adam when he wrote on Adam's wall how he had gotten with a really ugly chick.

2. Reg facepwnd Simon by making a really funny and witty comment about how they met randomly.

facepwn by ThaTrik February 13, 2006

Facepencil 

To ram someone's head into a pencil. Often said when you are frustrated or annoyed. A variation of the word facepalm. Stems from a very famous scene in the movie The Dark Knight, when the Joker rams a bouncer's head into pencil.

John: Dude, how do you spell "red"

Evan: *facepencil*

Facepencil by PETERSON4 September 28, 2008

Cabbage Facepunch 

When you are fucking at mach 10 and slip into her ass by accident , she turns around and flips out so you punch her in the face.

Man i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

Cabbage Facepunch by Sawatis February 16, 2019

FacePunch 

A forum dedicated to intellectual conversation and not "LOL I MAEDED VIDEO IT R BESTEST xD!!!"

For the new people to Facepunch, you should use common sense and lurk a few weeks before you even think about posting as your terrible flash video or horribly incorrect statement will only make you look like an idiot and you WILL be banned.

The Forums include subforums allowing for easy classification, but the most populated are the General Discussion, Fast Threads, and the Garrysmod section.

The more controversial boards include the Oify, Furry, and Gay Pride, all of which bandwaggoners and Christians alike want taken down even though the people of FacePunch have a right to talk about their sexuality, fetish, or spam racism in the Oify.

The major problem facing facepunch today are the new people who think that their idea to fix the world's economy will somehow be brilliant and that it hasn't been thought of before by paid individuals. Another problem is the elitism that is rampant on facepunch, just because a member has a golden name they believe they are entitled to better treatment by the community than the lowly blues when in fact the only people entitled to better treatment are the mods, or they'll ban your ass.

Facepunch is full of intelligent people holding intelligent topics of conversations such as "My dick looks funny" "Is my dick normal" or "Does my dick look weird to you?" which are the hot topics of today's conversation.

Person 1: WAAAAH I GOT BANNED FROM FACEPUNCH IT MUST BE A BAD PLACE I'M GOING TO POST A DUMB DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY!
Mod 1: (User was banned for the post (Reason : Alt of permabanned user))

FacePunch by Vexont August 4, 2010

facepants 

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off

facepants by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

facepunch studios

A popular garrysmod forum. It is lead by Garry Newman, or "garry" as most people call him. Garry is most known for banning people as well as all the other power mad Nazi's, or "moderators" as they like to be called (postal being the angriest of all). They usually ban for total bull crap reasons, such as posting in a "ban me" forum, or saying s phrase such as "stick it in her pooper". The forum is divided into 3 sections: facepunch studios, Garrys mod, and facewound (as well as the OIFY, a hidden sectioon). Facepunch are the sections relating to the facepunch forums in general, such as news and fast threads. the garrys mod section is the section relating to garrys mod and new mods/add ons. Facewound is a section relating to an upcoming 2d side scrolling shooter. The last section, the OIFY is a hidden section only accissible by it's URL. To view it you must have an account and be logged in. The OIFY is a non-moderated forum where anything goes, like a zoo uncontrolled by communist dictators and scary Nazi's with mental issues. The forums are also home to many cliché's such as "SHOOP DA WHOOP" and "it's a machiene code"

I was perma banned from facepunch studios by the communist Nazi postal, and the other mentally retarded mods because I broke a rule I didn't even know existed.

facepunch studios by Agent47sa December 24, 2008

facepencil 

The same as facepalm, which is used to show frusteration at a certain topic/post. Taken from The Dark Knight scene where the Joker slams a man's head in to a pencil after saying he would show them a magic trick and make the pencil "disappear."

Fool: Hey guys, I never watched Friends. Is it a good show?
Cool guy: .../facepencil

facepencil by ryanxwonbin August 20, 2008