facepants
Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off
facepants by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010
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Pizza Faceplant
The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.
May be used as a noun or a verb
May be used as a noun or a verb
noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!
verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!
verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!
Pizza Faceplant by WBS3 March 7, 2008
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fung tao pai fancypants
Zach: I finally slept with Dan's mother!
John: Fung tao pai fancypants, bitch. That must have been a real conquest, heh heh...
John: Fung tao pai fancypants, bitch. That must have been a real conquest, heh heh...
fung tao pai fancypants by Dr. Gonzo March 6, 2004
Carolina Faceplant
When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.
I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!
Carolina Faceplant by bojzzle June 12, 2010
faceplant
faceplant by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003
facepaws
Something furries do when "normal" people would cover their face with their hands, either scared, just playing, or whatever.
facepaws by Keesa Stripetail December 12, 2006
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