facepost 

a facebook post. or a quick way to say your going to add a new post to your facebook board

I just saw an informercial that was awesome I just had to make a facepost about it!

facepost by DustINCREDIBLE December 8, 2010

facepost regret 

When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.

facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)

facepost regret by allyandfriends October 28, 2009

facepost crazy 

Someone who always posts whatever someone suggests on Facebook without checking it out first. This person usually ends up with looking pretty silly.

Bob is facepost crazy; he told everyone his name means "stud" because the urban dictionary told him so.

facepost crazy by a girl named her February 3, 2010

fakeposter 

a poster on a website that never tells the truth... they can only ever post lies... the posts they make are called "fakeposts"...

i was getting pretty gotdamn hotheaded at that fakeposter spreading all his lies...

fakeposter by super cool BA dude June 18, 2016

fakepost

A post in a forum that is meant to look serious, but is actually satirical or ironic. Many people often cannot discern fakeposts from 'real' posts and thus they miss the joke. For the lack of a better analogy, pretty much everything Stephen Colbert says on the Colbert Report is the IRL equivalent of a fakepost.

I want to make fun of this guy, but he might just be fakeposting.

fakepost by uncle jenkins August 11, 2007

facepasta

State of despair so acute as to necessitate one's faced to be pressed down into a plate of pasta.

It's not disastrous - we're not talking about a total facepasta scenario.

facepasta by facegoop May 26, 2011

Facepest 

Someone that constantly posts radom shit on Facebook and annoys you. A preson whom you would like to delete from your friends list but feel you cant due to the fact that you like this person to much to offend them.

Oh-no not another message from my cousin, he is starting to become a Facepest.

Facepest by DjGroove September 16, 2009