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A BDSM term used to refer to a submissive who's primary act of submission is to orally service their Dom. Mostly used to describe the sub of a female Dom who quite enjoys being orally serviced... For her own pleasure of course.

Most facepets can achieve their own orgasm simply by orally servicing their Dom's.
Kneel, face pet!

So I got myself a new facepet and this time, it's a girl.
Facepet by HisFreakness May 31, 2018
State of despair so acute as to necessitate one's faced to be pressed down into a plate of pasta.
It's not disastrous - we're not talking about a total facepasta scenario.
facepasta by facegoop May 26, 2011

facepost regret 

When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.
facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)
facepost regret by allyandfriends October 28, 2009

Facepaste 

When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.
Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.
Facepaste by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011

facepost crazy 

Someone who always posts whatever someone suggests on Facebook without checking it out first. This person usually ends up with looking pretty silly.
Bob is facepost crazy; he told everyone his name means "stud" because the urban dictionary told him so.
facepost crazy by a girl named her February 3, 2010

facepost 

a facebook post. or a quick way to say your going to add a new post to your facebook board
I just saw an informercial that was awesome I just had to make a facepost about it!
facepost by DustINCREDIBLE December 8, 2010
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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