Facepest 

Someone that constantly posts radom shit on Facebook and annoys you. A preson whom you would like to delete from your friends list but feel you cant due to the fact that you like this person to much to offend them.

Oh-no not another message from my cousin, he is starting to become a Facepest.

Facepest by DjGroove September 16, 2009

Facepet 

A BDSM term used to refer to a submissive who's primary act of submission is to orally service their Dom. Mostly used to describe the sub of a female Dom who quite enjoys being orally serviced... For her own pleasure of course.

Most facepets can achieve their own orgasm simply by orally servicing their Dom's.

Kneel, face pet!

So I got myself a new facepet and this time, it's a girl.

Facepet by HisFreakness May 31, 2018

facepasta

State of despair so acute as to necessitate one's faced to be pressed down into a plate of pasta.

It's not disastrous - we're not talking about a total facepasta scenario.

facepasta by facegoop May 26, 2011

facepost regret 

When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.

facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)

facepost regret by allyandfriends October 28, 2009

Facepaste 

When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.

Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.

Facepaste by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011

facepost crazy 

Someone who always posts whatever someone suggests on Facebook without checking it out first. This person usually ends up with looking pretty silly.

Bob is facepost crazy; he told everyone his name means "stud" because the urban dictionary told him so.

facepost crazy by a girl named her February 3, 2010

facepost 

a facebook post. or a quick way to say your going to add a new post to your facebook board

I just saw an informercial that was awesome I just had to make a facepost about it!

facepost by DustINCREDIBLE December 8, 2010