face-pooping 

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

face-pooping by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

face time pooping 

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

face time pooping by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

Facepooping 

Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.

Oh yeah, she'll be in there forever, she's Facepooping.

Facepooping by butlerjl November 23, 2010

Facepooping 

fay-se-poo-ping // VERB: the act of using Facebook while using the toilet.

Where did Bryan go? He said he had to use the restroom.

Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.

Facepooping by jmreal October 22, 2011

Facelooping 

facelooping (verb, gerund) from to faceloop (noun, infinitive); When a reference from one Facebook comment string or Chat loops over to another, sometimes between the original set of people, but sometimes on someone else's page entirely.

"Hey, why did Nance ask what the plural of dwarf was on my status update on Facebook this morning? It had nothing to do with dwarfs."

"Oh, she was facelooping -- we were talking about dwarfs earlier and she knew I woud see it."

Facelooping by stryscribe February 3, 2010

facepoopin

When it takes a minimum of 30 minutes to take a dump because facebook is distracting.

When josh takes a shit it takes all day. He be facepoopin

facepoopin by Glock179mm July 30, 2016

facepooing 

To creep on facebook while on the toilet during a number 2 session.

O man i was facepooing some highschool friends today, and i didnt know kenny had a kid.

facepooing by cachuga July 16, 2011