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Nook Face
Nook Face by Doughboy sXe February 4, 2012
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face nooking • facenook • Nook Face • Facenookie • Face • face time • face rape • face plant • face fuck • Face Off
face nooking
the act of nooking your face in a face nook(a vagina). this is usually done in the performance of oral sex, also known as "eating out"
Wally: What was you up to last night, mi compadree.
Joe: face nooking cindyyyy, aw yeah.
Wally: Daaaamn, son.
Joe: Yeah, like chicken, baby, like chicken.
Joe: face nooking cindyyyy, aw yeah.
Wally: Daaaamn, son.
Joe: Yeah, like chicken, baby, like chicken.
face nooking by difi October 17, 2008
facenook
facenook by Antony_Anthony January 5, 2008
Facenook
An annoying survey website that comes up if you accidentally type "Facenook.com" instead of "Facebook.com". Don't be fulled by facenook!
Billy: "Dude Facebook won't let me log on. It just keeps bringing up this stupid survey thing"
Joe: "No man, that's FACENOOK not facebook!"
Joe: "No man, that's FACENOOK not facebook!"
Facenook by Dudeimeanreally January 2, 2011
Facenookie
In a lazy world the common practice of facenookying is increasing. It is the act of using facebook to get girls. Being lazy and just using facebook to get nookie.
Andy: You gonna meet up with that chick you met on the interwebs?
Jude: You serious? I'm not that bothered. Dude, it's called getting some facenookie.
Jude: You serious? I'm not that bothered. Dude, it's called getting some facenookie.
Facenookie by KentuckyFriedDragon July 9, 2009
Facenook
The act of using facebook to pleasure one's self to profile pictures of close relatives and/or friends.
Facenook by TheGizMaster July 1, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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