facenook 

Acquiring a sexual partner on the online social community known as facebook.com

I coped some of that facenook thanks to Fitt's profile.

facenook by Antony_Anthony January 5, 2008

Facenook 

An annoying survey website that comes up if you accidentally type "Facenook.com" instead of "Facebook.com". Don't be fulled by facenook!

Billy: "Dude Facebook won't let me log on. It just keeps bringing up this stupid survey thing"

Joe: "No man, that's FACENOOK not facebook!"

Facenook by Dudeimeanreally January 2, 2011

Facenook 

The act of using facebook to pleasure one's self to profile pictures of close relatives and/or friends.

Simple Jack goes through his newsfeed everyday to figure out whom to facenook to for the day

Facenook by TheGizMaster July 1, 2011

Facenook 

To aggressively stalk; i.e., to Facebook someone so thoroughly that one has virtually explored all possible nooks and crannies of the stalkee's Facebook personality.

"Dude, you should probably stop Facenooking her and just give her a damn call already."

Facenook by bostongirl2488 May 15, 2009

Facenook 

A misspelling of "Facebook" used to refer to a version of Facebook in the game "Emily is Away," available on Steam. This slang term is also associated with "Crazy Facenook Disease," an addiction to Facebook, known as "Penyakit Fesnuk Gila" in Bahasa Indonesia.

Ever since I started playing Emily is Away, I can't stop laughing at how they turned Facebook into Facenook and even made up that Crazy Facenook Disease!

Facenook by Emotional Cruiser August 12, 2025

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.

She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds

Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019

Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.

"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."

Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012