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When he walks out of that car on the first tinder date, your jaw will drop. You weren't expecting much, but he's easily the prettiest pakistani boy you've ever and will meet. However, his jaded perspective on life and fears of leading you on will result in him calling you a noob at kissing on the first date. In addition, when you ask him to roast you as a joke, he will come at you saying, "if your forehead was any smaller jane goodall would put you in a cage and teach you sign language" after which you can just roast his nose dw:) But, if he is your first kiss, you won't regret it. At first, he will seem like a toxic brown boy, but give him some time to know you and you'll fall in love with his dimples. He is incredibly smart, hard-working, loyal, and honest once you get to know him. In addition, he has a huge dick lol.. Just try not to get too attached to him because he gets tired really easy and will blow you off repeatedly.
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!
me: you're coming over tonight right?
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed
Faakhir by happyshellfish23 January 30, 2020
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Facky boohigger 

When one of your friends or someone on youtube hurt themselves because its freaking hilarious they are then known as facky boohiggers
The entire cast of Jackass are all facky boohiggers
Facky boohigger by Killnarnar February 8, 2015
The sound of your hand and foreskin when your masterbating with exagerated force.

For smaller penises:
The sound of the bottom of your fist hammering at your wet testicle bag.
Just finished watching50 shades of grey”. Im going home to fapacka now.
fapacka by 0712 February 23, 2018

Trippy flack

He shows up in nightmare. Loves to eat ice , his parents are Barbra and pab eto
Trippy flack Showa up in nightmare I had for the past year.

Cop the flack

Where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself.
Looks like someone fucked up to make it urgent, I'll cop the flack again for this one!
Cop the flack by Dirk Rictor November 22, 2016

fack shipper 

someone who ships Jack Dylan Grazer and Finn Wolfhard together
person 1: what r u
person 2: a fack shipper
fack shipper by jaeden_is_candy February 25, 2019