Faakhir
When he walks out of that car on the first tinder date, your jaw will drop. You weren't expecting much, but he's easily the prettiest pakistani boy you've ever and will meet. However, his jaded perspective on life and fears of leading you on will result in him calling you a noob at kissing on the first date. In addition, when you ask him to roast you as a joke, he will come at you saying, "if your forehead was any smaller jane goodall would put you in a cage and teach you sign language" after which you can just roast his nose dw:) But, if he is your first kiss, you won't regret it. At first, he will seem like a toxic brown boy, but give him some time to know you and you'll fall in love with his dimples. He is incredibly smart, hard-working, loyal, and honest once you get to know him. In addition, he has a huge dick lol.. Just try not to get too attached to him because he gets tired really easy and will blow you off repeatedly.
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!
me: you're coming over tonight right?
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed
Faakhir by happyshellfish23 January 30, 2020
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