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Farts and fuzzles, an act of snuggling with your sister and sniffing each other in a bed whilst making each other warm enough to emit gas.
Hey sis, let's go for an f and f session!
f and f by Fuzzlebuzzle April 20, 2018
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Ford F-650 and F-750 

Real customers have fun demonstrating the virtues of the new 2016 Ford F-650 and F-750, then sit down to tell us more in candid interviews. See what the fleet buyers from DTE Energy, Rose Moving and Storage and Farmer Brothers Coffee have to say about Ford Medium Duty trucks.
Ford F-650 and F-750 Big truck fast
Literally and figuratively. When something you say can conveniently have this type of double meaning - proper replacement for saying literally all the damn time.
Girl, I bought that cheap lotion on sale and I payed for it, l and f. Ugh, my skin is all itchy and greasy right now.

Other girl: What you pay is what you get, l and f.
l and f by Ciceroma September 20, 2013

P and F Syndrome 

Mispronunciation of people between the letters P and F, where they pronounce P as F, or vice versa...which is annoying.
I have a ("fi" and "ep") p and f syndrome, and that's ferfect, now I'm fofular!
P and F Syndrome by pnfsyn August 30, 2010

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon 

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
originally the two notes my nephew was to play in the Christmas program, is now the family word for any effing thing
Dang, I can't get the f and g computer to work.
f and g by dflgirlygirl December 22, 2008
Fart and run, leaving your friends in a cloud of smelly.
Dude, did you just F and R on me?
F and R by MyrandaC August 22, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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