1.
Man, did you see that guy Dave? He was wearing busted timberland boots, dirty jeans, a tight polo shirt, and he had pubes growing off his chin...what a fonster!
2. That is quite a fonster sandwhich you got there...mayonaise, lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup, pepper, salt, vinegar,
ham,
cheese, pickles, onions, and relish.