fönster 

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Why is there a pedophile outside my fönster?

fönster by 1738 ca2015 January 21, 2022

Fonster 

1. A hoagie from WaWa or any other hoagie making place that includes all possible ingriedients all at the same time (i.e. An Italian Hoagie with mayonaise, tartar sauce, horse radish, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, salt, pepper, etc. etc.)

2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).

That hoagie has 72 toppings...that's a Fonster!

Dude, you put on 30 pounds in the past week eating nothing but hoagies and mayonaise, you are a Fonster!

Fonster by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

fonster 

1. A slovelnly dressed man. Often mistake for a homeless man. It is the combination of "fucking" and "monster". Fonster = Fucking Monster.

1. Also known as a sandwhich that consist of all available condiments.

1. Man, did you see that guy Dave? He was wearing busted timberland boots, dirty jeans, a tight polo shirt, and he had pubes growing off his chin...what a fonster!

2. That is quite a fonster sandwhich you got there...mayonaise, lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup, pepper, salt, vinegar, ham, cheese, pickles, onions, and relish.

fonster by T. Sroka December 5, 2007

No School Foster Glocester!

As a kid just over the line from RI, I would wait by the radio on snowy school mornings hanging on every word of school closings that Salty Brine would call out. While most times my school had to go to school, *GROAN!* there was most always a school that made the no school cut. I can still hear Salty's teaasing voice as he knew we all knew what was coming shouting out with glee: "No School Foster Glocester!!" Who were these lucky kids...geeeez!?!? lol

Salty Brines most called out snow day was for No School Foster Glocester!

No School Foster Glocester! by washashoreCC January 23, 2019

Foster Shuffle

An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.

Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.

Foster Shuffle by Mrs. Mark Foster September 1, 2012

Fostertopia 

Communist empire founded by a band of enraged students and their world history teacher, Ms. Foster. Once established, the country began to conquer many a history class until the nation of Justintopia wanted a piece of the pie and stepped in. Led by King Justin III (twice removed), the country led a valiant fight until the mighty gradebook of Ms. Foster came down upon them, causing them to retreat. Shortly afterward, Fostertopia's "key republic" 5th Period World History (Pre-AP), signed a declaration of independence in rebellion of their dictator. The document was acknowledge, but freedom was never received. Today, Fostertopia lives in civil war as many loyalists and rebels continue to quarrel in the halls of Health Careers High School.

Long live Fostertopia!

Fostertopia by a loyalist of the empire June 2, 2008

LT Gregory Foster 

A legendary cop who will one tap criminals and other crazy stuff to protect and serve.

Doughnut operator: and another save by our boy LT Gregory Foster

LT Gregory Foster by MoroseSourpatch July 19, 2019