fostered

Similar to being tom sawyered. Being suckered into doing something which you originally thought was fun, only to turn out that what you are doing is indeed not fun.
"Come on, lets go chasing tornadoes. It'll be fun."

"No the last time you fostered me into chasing tornadoes I ended up in a mexican prison with a guy giving me a dirty sanchez."
by pylorns February 23, 2008
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when a woman is gang raped on a pinball machine a la jodie foster in 'the accused'.
i got so drunk last night i barely remember getting fostered before i left the bar.
by tayintheway January 16, 2011
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fostered

When a girl pukes while sucking a guys dick.
That girl totally just fostered that guy.
by theman17 November 11, 2010
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fostered

when a female is deepthroating a male's genitalia and after gagging repeatedly, she vomits all over the penis.
Male 1: Dude, I got fostered by that chick who was deepthroating my dick. She is disgusting!

Male 2: Wow how nasty!
by kylelarkinx November 12, 2010
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The condition of being very drunk from one can of Fosters Beer. (The can being quite a bit larger then a normal beer can.)
Jason's completely fostered, I'll have to drive him home.
by Wizard February 10, 2005
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fosterize

the act of breaking, butchering, or fucking something up that was perfectly fine for no reason other than personal satisfaction
Damn, you sure did fosterize that welcome mat Patrick!
Did you see the way he fosterized that car?
by Wiggly 1 March 20, 2013
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Fostering

When you simp so hard, you can't end a platonic friendship with your crush.
"I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"
by Ben Benkins February 06, 2020
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