A (sometimes) family-friendly Minecraft YouTuber who uploads cringe videos on a regular basis. He posts a variety of Minecraft videos, ranging from tutorials and secret features to one of his most popular series called Scary Seed Survival. He began making YouTube videos in 2012 and has continued to grow in size over the past few years. He makes eight year old's all around the world happy with his cringe videos so yay for that.

Hitman 1, "Who is that?"
Hitman 2, "That's just Eystreem."
Hitman 1, "Oh, my seven year old son is his biggest fan."

eystreem by ButtermilkKitty September 21, 2018

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exsturbation

1. The Act of engaging in a mental fantasy concerning Maturbation resulting in accidental climax after having become EX-masturbatory (i.e. for Lent, Life, 5 minutes)

or more commonly...

2. The act of Masterbating to the thought of an Ex-Lover (usually accompanied by tears of lonliness and often hatred)
2 1/2. Or even Masturbating with an Ex-Lover.
3. And Finally Masturbating an Ex-Lover.

(Phone Conversation involving exsturbation)

No I'm fine Bill, I mean Yeah, I think about her sometimes but... you know... Its been a year now... yeah still a bit Angry, I mean Herpes doesn't just clear up over night you know..! (nervous laugh) ha, ha-ha... (gaining in volime) YEAH well I... I MEAN I EXSTURBATED-ALL-OVER-HER-FUCKING-CAR YESTERDAY...so yeah... feeling much better

exsturbation by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

eyster

1. A hairy chest
2. One who can easily absorb and recite on command, all the useless information in the world.
3. Typically a Paladin.

1. Jeeze, you really need to give that eyster a wax.

2. So you're rolling an eyster again? Why don't you play something different this time.

eyster by Widdley June 13, 2008

eysturlid

Eysturlid is slang for a homosexual in certain parts of northern illinois. Like many american english words, it is also verbed gracelessly and can also be used as synonyms with "having homosexual intercourse".

"Wow, that guy over there is a real eysturlid"

"I see he's about to eysturlid his boyfriend."

eysturlid by John MacFarland July 1, 2006

eyesturbation

1. The behaviour of rubbing your eyes and it just feeling so damn good you can't stop until you start seeing colours

What's eyesturbation?

Oh it's like when you rub your eyes like you rub your genitals, both feel good, but only one should be done in public

eyesturbation by Jackgasm January 15, 2014

easturlings

easturlings is a bad bleep 😻

she is an awesome editor to tho??
she is a hottie too 😰
- xoxo Ashley

i gotta take an easturlings

easturlings hottie

easturlings by .tigerchvrlsbae October 7, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026