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1. A hairy chest
2. One who can easily absorb and recite on command, all the useless information in the world.
3. Typically a Paladin.
1. Jeeze, you really need to give that eyster a wax.

2. So you're rolling an eyster again? Why don't you play something different this time.

eyster by Widdley June 13, 2008
Words you can keep

Jason Eyster 

Probably the most fruitiest man you will ever meet. legend has it that he has taken the most .. you know what.. up the you know what. he will try to take your boyfriend so watch out girls.
Alex: why are you acting so jason eyster
Lui: what’s that mean?
Alex: you’re acting fruity
Jason Eyster by Greg Hamilton September 7, 2020
Yer fancy clam with the poyle inside
"When your famous the world is yer erster"- Racetrack Higgins (Newsies)
Erster by BroadwayFangirl December 28, 2017
A very beautiful and breathtaking girl. She will make you laugh no matter what. At first she may seem a bit weird, and you may be skeptical. But once you get to know her as a person, she will mean the world to you, and outshine any other girl.she doesn't view herself as a pearl, and just wants to love you and make you smile.
Woah, I'll think I have fallen in love with an Ester!
I'm looking for an Ester, she's the one.
Ester by TheMoonAndEsterella July 27, 2017

Estero high school 

Full of beaners, preps, and stoners. This ugly school location in Estero Fl, is awful

Estero fuckinh sucks people always tappin

Used to be straight idk what happened

Teachers tryna catch me with my cart
But never catch me I’m too smart

All this gas got me tryna sleep in class

Why teachers being such a hard ass

Giving me detention but with all my friends its more like a convention

Admin Tryna catch me juulin

No worries Im straight boolin

Fake bitches all around

Can’t wait to leave this town

School ends at 1:35 that’s when I thrive

Getting home feeling tired

But this new cart got me feelin wired
Why so many people fake it’s like they tryna be snakes
Always posting drama on their finstas
Just stay on your rinsta

This bitch snitchin sayin the bathroom smells like dank

Nah you just stank

Estero makes me down wine like water

While teachers are probably fucking your daughter

People always getting high in the bathrooms

And hitting Juuls in classrooms

This school is full of too many cunts

Nah bitch you can’t hit my blunt

Saying I was out of class for too long

Sorry I was in my car writing this song
Yo fuck Estero high school.
Estero high school by Lilcoryy April 2, 2019

Easter high-five 

a special high-five used around the Easter season in which both high-fivers form an egg shape with their hands and clash the eggs together
Phil: Well, I think we deserve an Easter high-five.
Easter high-five by Ria G April 4, 2015

Eyesters 

They're those gelatinous balls of crud you get in the corner of your eyes when you're tired, similar in consistency and taste to oysters.
Gwyneth broke a fingernail trying to pry the eyesters out of her eyes.
Eyesters by geodave December 17, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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