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Jason Eyster 

Probably the most fruitiest man you will ever meet. legend has it that he has taken the most .. you know what.. up the you know what. he will try to take your boyfriend so watch out girls.
Alex: why are you acting so jason eyster
Lui: what’s that mean?
Alex: you’re acting fruity
Jason Eyster by Greg Hamilton September 7, 2020
Yer fancy clam with the poyle inside
"When your famous the world is yer erster"- Racetrack Higgins (Newsies)
Erster by BroadwayFangirl December 28, 2017
A very beautiful and breathtaking girl. She will make you laugh no matter what. At first she may seem a bit weird, and you may be skeptical. But once you get to know her as a person, she will mean the world to you, and outshine any other girl.she doesn't view herself as a pearl, and just wants to love you and make you smile.
Woah, I'll think I have fallen in love with an Ester!
I'm looking for an Ester, she's the one.
Ester by TheMoonAndEsterella July 27, 2017

Estero high school 

Full of beaners, preps, and stoners. This ugly school location in Estero Fl, is awful

Estero fuckinh sucks people always tappin

Used to be straight idk what happened

Teachers tryna catch me with my cart
But never catch me I’m too smart

All this gas got me tryna sleep in class

Why teachers being such a hard ass

Giving me detention but with all my friends its more like a convention

Admin Tryna catch me juulin

No worries Im straight boolin

Fake bitches all around

Can’t wait to leave this town

School ends at 1:35 that’s when I thrive

Getting home feeling tired

But this new cart got me feelin wired
Why so many people fake it’s like they tryna be snakes
Always posting drama on their finstas
Just stay on your rinsta

This bitch snitchin sayin the bathroom smells like dank

Nah you just stank

Estero makes me down wine like water

While teachers are probably fucking your daughter

People always getting high in the bathrooms

And hitting Juuls in classrooms

This school is full of too many cunts

Nah bitch you can’t hit my blunt

Saying I was out of class for too long

Sorry I was in my car writing this song
Estero high school by Lilcoryy April 2, 2019

Easter high-five 

a special high-five used around the Easter season in which both high-fivers form an egg shape with their hands and clash the eggs together
Phil: Well, I think we deserve an Easter high-five.
Easter high-five by Ria G April 4, 2015

Eyesters 

They're those gelatinous balls of crud you get in the corner of your eyes when you're tired, similar in consistency and taste to oysters.
Gwyneth broke a fingernail trying to pry the eyesters out of her eyes.
Eyesters by geodave December 17, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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