Definitions by Jackgasm

Poovoidance 

Avoiding a mind numbing task or person by escaping to the toilet for an extended poo session.

"I used a little bit of poovoidance to get out of the workplace safety training."

Poovoidance by Jackgasm February 19, 2023

eyesturbation 

1. The behaviour of rubbing your eyes and it just feeling so damn good you can't stop until you start seeing colours

What's eyesturbation?

Oh it's like when you rub your eyes like you rub your genitals, both feel good, but only one should be done in public

eyesturbation by Jackgasm January 15, 2014

dirty poison dart frog 

when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face

dude she was being such a bitch during sex last night, that i decided to give her a dirty poison dart frog

dirty poison dart frog by jackgasm July 22, 2012

Gambrinous 

To be content and happy due to a stomach full of beer

i am perfectly gambrinous tonight, thank you beer!

Gambrinous by Jackgasm August 22, 2010