excusegist

Brian Keith Dalton's term for believers who make excuses for their god. To be used instead of the term "apologetic". Etymology: Mister Deity's video "WOTMQ: Excuses, Excuses"

The excusegist's ridiculous arguments for infanticide are terrifying when you realize it's how many Christians justify their belief.

by SpareSimian May 6, 2024

Excuserist

Reserved to define an individule who's life-style is supported by excuses.

You meet your best friend for lunch and they order the most expensive meal on the menu. The waiter hands you the bill - when it comes time to pay - your friend says, "I lost my debit card" or "I'll catch us up next time" or "I am a little short" or "You can afford this." We all know of them - This is an Excuserist

by doug Larson February 17, 2009

excuserise

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.

Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.

by Melanie September 26, 2004

excuserise

to think of an excuse and the answer to any question which may arise from that excuse.
basically, making sure you're excuse is a full and matching outfit. not an evening dress with a backpack you grabbed at the last minute.

'so you ready for college today?'
'yeah...i've just got to excuserise before Psych hand in'

by deathdrop April 20, 2007

Excusemasterman

Excusemasterman- THines excuses that are used every day is the master of them

I am the excusemasterman- if you need an excuse go to the excusemasterman

by Midnight_whisper June 7, 2024