Melanie's definitions

bipolar disorder

AKA manic-depressive disorder. This is when a person gets really sad for some time, crying for no reason, contemplating suiceide, avoiding people, stuff like that. Then, one day it'll be over and they'll be all happy-go-crazy and stuff, buying a lot of stuff, turning promiscuous, and showing a general ecstacy and lack of foresight. This is a serious psychological disorder and should not be taken lightly. If you or a friend show signs of being bipolar seek help IMMEDIATELY! With proper support it is easy to treat.

Yo, when's Bipolar Bill gonna get out of his depressive phase?

I dunno, but I sure hope he's manic by Friday. That party'll be so much more awesome with his wild and crazy side there.

by Melanie October 13, 2003

hot ass

A most horrible horrible smell.
Or
Like the smell of a hot sweaty ass that has not showered in 4 days.

Goodness your breath smells like hot ass!!

by Melanie January 10, 2004

mosha

defined by a scally: anyone who jumps around a bit and doesn't dress like me

defined by someone who is sober: anyone who partakes in a mosh. Which is everyone. There is nobody out there who has not moshed - its inevitable.

Its like saying someone has never danced.

see also: minimosher

Aah luk. Itz a mosha. Batter em

by melanie November 26, 2003

excuserise

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.

Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.

by Melanie September 26, 2004

Bloomsburg University

A drinking Town with a College Problem. A party school. A place where the beer flows like wine, and frat boys instinctively flock to the bars and to Sal's for pizza.

"I chose Bloomsburg University because i heard it was a good party school."

by Melanie January 25, 2005

Hell-Whore

A Succubus. Succubi are demons, not female mind you, that can alter their appearance in order to seduce other creatures into doing their bidding. Succubi are often depicted as having wings and small horns, but they typically shape-shift to look like a really hot chick/guy, or even an animal (dogs are easy prey for Hell-Whores; that's why we get 'em fixed).

Use in reference to transvestites and evil girlfriends.

a. Oh, dear, "she" is a Hell-Whore.
b. William has been pussy-whipped by that Hell-Whore Britney.

by Melanie October 21, 2003

Slightly Stoopid

The second best Southern Cali Ska band after Sublime!!!!!!!

Slightly Stoopid kicks nalgas, Ese Loco!

by Melanie April 28, 2004