Melanie's definitions

Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

hydromancer

One who attempts to determine unknown facts by staring at a bowl of water.

Is that hydromancer ever going to have my credit report ready?

by Melanie October 27, 2003

Slash

Generally applies to fanfiction in which two males are in a relationship or together.

The best slash i've ever read was Harry/Draco.

by Melanie August 5, 2003

Golden Palace of the Himalayas

The vagina. Used in this one movie; oh, what is it... the Something Beach Memoirs. The main character, a young adolescent, used this term. He was attracted to his cousin AND his aunt by the way.

I have seen it: the Golden Palace of the Himalayas.

Did they let you in?

No, but I didn't storm the gates.

by Melanie November 4, 2003

manual

1. n. A short book or booklet explaining key concepts for assembly or use. Something to keep in mind before calling tech support.

2. adj. Referring to work done with little or no help from machines.

3. adj. Referring to someone's skill with their hands.

1. Well, gee, sir, have you tried reading the manual?
2. I've gotta do some hard manual labor today.
3. After last night I have no doubts regarding Melanie's manual dexterity.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

Durand

An incredibly large penis.

He's definitely packing a Durand.

by Melanie November 18, 2003

pull ass

To work extremely hard at something for a long period of time.

Shit, I had to PULL ASS in the class just to get a B!

by Melanie May 24, 2004