Melanie's definitions

hogsmoke

Girl giving a guy head. (Oral sex on a male)

I need a hogsmoke tonight, man. It's been a stressful day.

by Melanie July 5, 2003

ass goblins

A goblin like creature that lives in your ass.

Beware of the ass goblins.

by Melanie January 9, 2004

Modest

Reasonable, moderate.

A modest propasal

by Melanie November 4, 2003

Beat

To strike repeatedly with a blunt object. Could be fists, baseball bat, a mace, just anything blunt.

In a barbaric attack, a young man was beaten to death.

by Melanie November 5, 2003

acme

An actual store in the northeast that sells groceries. Fear it.

"I'm going to Acme after work to pick up some eggs."

by Melanie April 5, 2005

Elan

the coolest and sweetest singer around...she can sing, play the guitar, piano, and drums..writes all her own music..what more could you want...she's a genuis!
she's raw, honest and bursts with enough soul to blow you away...

elan defan rocks!

by melanie March 8, 2004

hot ass

A most horrible horrible smell.
Or
Like the smell of a hot sweaty ass that has not showered in 4 days.

Goodness your breath smells like hot ass!!

by Melanie January 10, 2004