Melanie's definitions

Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

hydromancer

One who attempts to determine unknown facts by staring at a bowl of water.

Is that hydromancer ever going to have my credit report ready?

by Melanie October 27, 2003

Tigran

A hybrid between a humanoid and a cat.

Jim: Hey, Joe, I hear some Tigrans are in town. Wanna check 'em out?

Joe: Sure, I could use a little pussy.

by Melanie October 13, 2003

Alloy

A metal with other substances added to reduce cost and add strength.

Bronze is an alloy of tin and copper.

by Melanie November 4, 2003

Bloomsburg University

A drinking Town with a College Problem. A party school. A place where the beer flows like wine, and frat boys instinctively flock to the bars and to Sal's for pizza.

"I chose Bloomsburg University because i heard it was a good party school."

by Melanie January 25, 2005

excuserise

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.

Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.

by Melanie September 26, 2004

Golden Palace of the Himalayas

The vagina. Used in this one movie; oh, what is it... the Something Beach Memoirs. The main character, a young adolescent, used this term. He was attracted to his cousin AND his aunt by the way.

I have seen it: the Golden Palace of the Himalayas.

Did they let you in?

No, but I didn't storm the gates.

by Melanie November 4, 2003