Melanie's definitions

Elan

the coolest and sweetest singer around...she can sing, play the guitar, piano, and drums..writes all her own music..what more could you want...she's a genuis!
she's raw, honest and bursts with enough soul to blow you away...

elan defan rocks!

by melanie March 8, 2004

acme

An actual store in the northeast that sells groceries. Fear it.

"I'm going to Acme after work to pick up some eggs."

by Melanie April 5, 2005

Beat

To strike repeatedly with a blunt object. Could be fists, baseball bat, a mace, just anything blunt.

In a barbaric attack, a young man was beaten to death.

by Melanie November 5, 2003

Jibble

n. a small piece of just about anything.
v. to break into very small pieces, usually as in "to jibble up."

There are jibbles of paper all over the floor.

Could someone jibble up the crackers for this topping?

by Melanie March 29, 2005

Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

hydromancer

One who attempts to determine unknown facts by staring at a bowl of water.

Is that hydromancer ever going to have my credit report ready?

by Melanie October 27, 2003