ex-pectacle

Ex-pectacles are the spectacles that your Ex will view your new flame with. An ex-partner will always think that your new partner is unattractive, which is explained by Ex-pectacles. This is similar to "beer goggles" but opposite!

Rani broke up with Raj months ago but thinks his new girlfriend is unattractive even when she is smoking hot! Rani must be using her Ex-pectacles.

by AxonL December 26, 2018

Expectacle

1. Used to describe a scrotum containing three testicles.
2. The act of finding the third testicle in the sack

1. I always thought he was sexy, but after finding his expectacle, I knew he would be a powerful, and potent lover
2. When she reached for my sack, she should have expectacled the unexpected.

by sacredenginex December 1, 2010

expectable

Something that is expected and also a harsh truth that you're forced to accept.

(This is an example using a two person conversation.)

"The new president is a douche bag."

"That's expectable...."

"Why!? Is it because he's a democrat?!"

"No. . . It's because he ran for president; they've all been douche bags since Thomas Jefferson."

"^_^"

"That's not a word. . ."

"$@J)(DE)@XKLK!!"

"Fair enough."

by Chaz Walker October 16, 2008

The Expectable Spanish Inquisition

Everyone expects the Expectable Spanish Inquisition

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"

by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021

Expectancle

To expect tentacles while watching porn whilst on the phone with your significant other.

"Did you expectancle my tentacles inside you?"

by AAAAAAHHHHHHHGHGHHHHH October 20, 2016

expectable

a word used to describe something that is both acceptable and expected

That's expectable

by kendra-o March 15, 2011