Definitions by AxonL

fbps

fuck bombs per second

Holy Cow! Jack was clearly mad, he was dropping 15 fbps!

fbps by AxonL January 6, 2024

slowgasm 

A slow and silent act of sex, culminating in orgasm, where the idea is NOT to work up a sweat, or create too much noise.

During college years, Steve was the master of the slowgasm, having to perform while his girlfriend’s roommate was in the bottom bunk!

slowgasm by AxonL November 15, 2022

astrotourist

A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.

Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021

astrotourist by AxonL July 20, 2021

Double gloving 

The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.

Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.

Double gloving by AxonL July 5, 2020

fridge frenemies

The relationship between roommates that are confined at home, forced to share a fridge and it’s dwindling contents in the middle of a pandemic imposed quarantine. This “relationship” can look like friends or enemies, depending on the state of the fridge.

Jack and Jill have been dating for months and decided to shack up together for the quarantine. However, when they began to run low on ice cream, they turned from lovers into fridge frenemies...

fridge frenemies by AxonL May 6, 2020

pandemic pajamas 

The phenomenon where a pandemic forces quarantine on the population, and people wear pajamas all day long!

I had to take a walk to escape the Coronavirus lockdown and boy, everyone was walking around in pandemic pajamas!

pandemic pajamas by AxonL May 5, 2020

Pillow therapy

Late night discussions with your lover in bed that are therapeutic to both partners.

Jack was going through a rough patch at work but regular pillow therapy with his girlfriend helped preserve his sanity.

Pillow therapy by AxonL February 19, 2020