AxonL's definitions

Pillow therapy

Late night discussions with your lover in bed that are therapeutic to both partners.

Jack was going through a rough patch at work but regular pillow therapy with his girlfriend helped preserve his sanity.

by AxonL February 19, 2020

pandemic pajamas

The phenomenon where a pandemic forces quarantine on the population, and people wear pajamas all day long!

I had to take a walk to escape the Coronavirus lockdown and boy, everyone was walking around in pandemic pajamas!

by AxonL May 5, 2020

fridge frenemies

The relationship between roommates that are confined at home, forced to share a fridge and it’s dwindling contents in the middle of a pandemic imposed quarantine. This “relationship” can look like friends or enemies, depending on the state of the fridge.

Jack and Jill have been dating for months and decided to shack up together for the quarantine. However, when they began to run low on ice cream, they turned from lovers into fridge frenemies...

by AxonL May 6, 2020

Double gloving

The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.

Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.

by AxonL July 5, 2020

religious inoculation

If religiosity is considered to be infectious, as it spreads uncontrollably through the human population like a virus....then religious inoculation would be controlled exposure to religious influences so as to build immunity to it

Sam's annual visits to his family church is his way of religious inoculation ...

by AxonL November 4, 2017

inoculate

Controlled exposure to an infectious agent (virus/bacteria) to build immunity to the agent.

Also, controlled exposure to an infectious idea or propaganda, so as to build up resistance to the idea.

Bob is a staunch democrat and liberal but will often show up at Republican rallies to inoculate himself...

by AxonL November 4, 2017

keester cluster

A cluster of objects that are inside a person's keester

JH is an execptional outdoorsman with Celiac's. He keeps a carabiner and a loaf of gluten free bed in his keester cluster....

by AxonL May 12, 2018