AxonL's definitions

MPH

Margaritas Per Hour

She really ramped up her MPH last night and is super hungover this morning for it!

by AxonL June 14, 2018

fbps

fuck bombs per second

Holy Cow! Jack was clearly mad, he was dropping 15 fbps!

by AxonL January 6, 2024

Pillow therapy

Late night discussions with your lover in bed that are therapeutic to both partners.

Jack was going through a rough patch at work but regular pillow therapy with his girlfriend helped preserve his sanity.

by AxonL February 19, 2020

inoculate

Controlled exposure to an infectious agent (virus/bacteria) to build immunity to the agent.

Also, controlled exposure to an infectious idea or propaganda, so as to build up resistance to the idea.

Bob is a staunch democrat and liberal but will often show up at Republican rallies to inoculate himself...

by AxonL November 4, 2017

friendspace

Your immediate close friend circle around you. Equivalent to personal space but comprising your social circle and close friends instead of physical space around you.

Raj broke up with Rani months ago, but still hangs out with her friends. He's cool with infringing her friendspace, but she's irritated

by AxonL November 24, 2018

fridge frenemies

The relationship between roommates that are confined at home, forced to share a fridge and it’s dwindling contents in the middle of a pandemic imposed quarantine. This “relationship” can look like friends or enemies, depending on the state of the fridge.

Jack and Jill have been dating for months and decided to shack up together for the quarantine. However, when they began to run low on ice cream, they turned from lovers into fridge frenemies...

by AxonL May 6, 2020

pandemic pajamas

The phenomenon where a pandemic forces quarantine on the population, and people wear pajamas all day long!

I had to take a walk to escape the Coronavirus lockdown and boy, everyone was walking around in pandemic pajamas!

by AxonL May 5, 2020