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Expectancle 

To expect tentacles while watching porn whilst on the phone with your significant other.
"Did you expectancle my tentacles inside you?"
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Expectacle 

1. Used to describe a scrotum containing three testicles.
2. The act of finding the third testicle in the sack
1. I always thought he was sexy, but after finding his expectacle, I knew he would be a powerful, and potent lover
2. When she reached for my sack, she should have expectacled the unexpected.
Expectacle by sacredenginex December 1, 2010

expectane 

A drug used to reduce the chances of miscarriage.
Taken as a pill once before use.
Invented by an Austrian Scientist by the name of Dr. Alex Hesse not to be confused with Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I took “Expectane” and in a week I was pregnant!
expectane by Duccc May 20, 2019

wife expectancy 

In a marriage doomed for failure, the measurement of length used primarily for betting purposes of the groom's friends.
I can't believe he's marrying that psychopath. Wife expectancy of two years, max.
wife expectancy by Spyrokeet December 24, 2008

pre-millennial psychic expectancy 

A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.

The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.

This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.

Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"

Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"

expectable

Something that is expected and also a harsh truth that you're forced to accept.
(This is an example using a two person conversation.)

"The new president is a douche bag."

"That's expectable...."

"Why!? Is it because he's a democrat?!"

"No. . . It's because he ran for president; they've all been douche bags since Thomas Jefferson."

"^_^"

"That's not a word. . ."

"$@J)(DE)@XKLK!!"

"Fair enough."
expectable by Chaz Walker October 16, 2008

The Expectable Spanish Inquisition 

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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